Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?




At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit

Tumblr, I need your help.


Recently, I’ve found out I need life-saving surgery done to my mouth, and it’s rather costly.

I’m trying to raise $10,000, the cost of what needs to be done, as soon as possible.

here is the link to the gofundme that I’ve started to try to help. It includes more information about what I need. If you don’t feel comforatble donating, keep an eye out. I’ll be updating this post with my redbubble account, so you’ll be able to buy something and know that you’re helping to save my life. If you can’t donate, or don’t wish to buy anything, can I ask that you spread the word? Thank you for your time.

i lost count of how many times i cried during this show 

i lost count of how many times i cried during this show 

Anonymous asked: Who would do that? I didn't think there was anyone in fandom who would do something so mean. Do you know if they're still around?

I think they are still around, but yeah unfortunately people do reach that level of douchebaggery

Anonymous asked: Who do you ship on southpark?

Kenny and Kyle? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

blog-lucyy replied to your post: anonymous said:Have often do you …

Why would they treat saru terribly?

some douchebag didn’t like her OTP i guess? or idk and decided to photoshop/deface her art in the most degrading way possible and when confronted, just laughed off her apology

Anonymous asked: I just want to say you are an amazing artist. Kyle is my favorite :) rock on girl!

why, thank you

kyle is the greatest 


idk how to even explain fully how much i appreciate k2 but its kinda not even necessarily whats IN the show as much as the possibilities in the future

kenny’s always been a listener for a lot of the characters, including satan, and i just sorta feel like that’d be something kyle would look for / depend on sometimes. it’s been demonstrated before a lot of time he has to talk himself through shit before he figures out what needs to be done or what he did wrong or is doing wrong, and kenny is passive enough to listen and isn’t the kind of person to judge anyone for stuff they did, considering his own stuff

and with kenny, kyle would be the kind of person that could gently break down walls he put up. he’s passive enough to make sure someone is completely comfortable with it but aggressive and stubborn enough to keep them in one place until he knows for sure they got out what they needed to. even if kenny would still be unable to explain his countless deaths, kyle is also someone who isn’t judgmental (though is more inclined to tell you what he thinks should be done to solve the problem, even its a bit harsh).

idk man i love style and stuff but this is also kinda one of those “what if” things that i love to consider and discuss???


threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

Anonymous asked: how's courtney doing?

she’s doing ok, just really busy with work. lots of work. she’s working overtime iirc ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

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