anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
source: javaddward
via: lonahtem
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
source: lvysaur
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when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
via: ribusha
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
And you all thought I was kidding when I said I was going to frame it
source: dailymantra
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Kiseki no Sedai counting sheep :
- Akashi : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep... You're still not sleeping ? I'll kill even your parents if you don't sleep immediatly.
- Midorima : One sheep nanodayo, two sheep nanodayo, three sheep nanodayo...By the way, today's lucky item is a teddy bear nanodayo.
- Murasakibara : One sheep, two sheep, three chips, four chips... five chips... Aah I'm hungry...
- Aomine : Haaa, what a pain... One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five... sheepngh... Si... ZzzzZZZZzzzz
- Kise : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep [...] Hmm, it doesn't seem to work, I can sing you my special "shalala" lullaby instead if you want ?
- Kuroko : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep... Um... Are you listening to me ? *doesn't work because of his lack of presence
source: maliiiik
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