December 2010
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neecha: so, i got a story for you guys
Mutas: tell
neecha: alright
neecha: you know dr. seuss's how the grinch stole christmas, right?
Mutas: yaaar
neecha: did you know that was based on truth? And a hell of a lot darker?
Mutas: wuuut? D: ... omg tell
neecha: alright
Mutas: the true stooory
neecha: in a small town outside of lincoln city, nebraska, the guy that inspried the grinch used to live there. A widower
neecha: I think his name was Benjamin Grouse or something
Mutas: omg... nebraska... ahh.. iknew it
neecha: anyways, he was supposedly this weird old man that lived by himself, not quite the same since his wife died and his grown kids moved away
neecha: kept to himself
neecha: except every christmas he'd decorate his house up
neecha: like, really full out with ornate stockings and a huge-ass tree, and all that shit that you see in postcards
Mutas: LOL
neecha: and every year for his granddaughter, he'd buy her a present and leave it under his tree, hoping that his family would come visit him on christmas
neecha: he'd return from his seasonal job as a mall santa, go to bed, and wake up every christmas day alone
Mutas: ;-;
neecha: so every day after he'd pack up all the decorations hoping for next year, just next year maybe they would come
neecha: and he'd take his granddaughter's little present and would put it in his closet, so she could have it when she visited
Mutas: this story is making me feeel saaad ;-;
neecha: apparantly this was the way it went for years, right up until the thirteenth christmas
neecha: that year he'd been acting even more weird, bitter, spitting, just a nasty old man that didn't like people at all
azngirlLH.: o.o
neecha: and apparantly that year he'd had enough of spending christmas alone
Mutas: omg q-q
azngirlLH.: aww..
neecha: so on that christmas eve, with yet another present tucked under his arm, dressed as santa, some say he snapped
neecha: witnesses later recall him after his shift was over, sitting in his car dressed as the jolliest old man and just looking like he was ready to die...or do something else
neecha: but he put the present for his granddaughter in the passenger seat
neecha: drove his car to a part of the mall's parking lot that had no lights, no other cars
neecha: and went back inside
neecha: statistics say that the holiday rushes are the time of year where most kids end up getting lost in the department stores, crying and looking for anything familiar and safe to get them back to their parents
neecha: this year was no different for those children, and who better to get them home than santa claus?
azngirlLH.: D:
Mutas: oAo
Mutas: omg
Mutas: ...
Mutas: noooooooo
neecha: Grouse waited, and one by one he took these lost children back out to the parking lot
Mutas: LOL Im like "nooooooooooooo" right now irl lolol
neecha: and with a stolen boxcutter and a firm hand, he slit their throats and killed them
azngirlLH.: ;_;
Mutas: AH
Mutas: E°WFIWEHF
neecha: He'd wait for the blood to drain away, didn't have to worry because his suit was red anyways
neecha: then he'd bundle the children back up in their parkas
neecha: close their eyes
neecha: and make it look like they were merely sleeping as he took them and placed them in his car
Mutas: omg... damn dr Seus... how could him make the Grinch story with such a dark story ;m; /cries
neecha: When Grouse had about a dozen or so children, witnesses claimed that he drove them back to his grand house
neecha: with all the christmas lights and the tree and the fireplace
neecha: and set them up around the fireplace
neecha: leaning against each other
neecha: like they had fallen asleep waiting for santa to come
Mutas: ;-; /sobs
neecha: well the parents were distraught, called the cops, and this is how with eyewitness reports that Benjamin Grouse was named a suspect in these kidnappings
azngirlLH.: what decade/year was this?
neecha: and on christmas day, in the snowy morning, the police tried to enter the grouse home
neecha: i'll tell you when the story's over
azngirlLH.: ok
Mutas: lol
neecha: with no answer they broke down the door, and on instinct tried to awaken the children
neecha: only to find that they were cold to the touch and stiff with rigamortis, and that their bloody throats were now exposed for them to see
neecha: and the only sound they could hear was supposedly this horrible, horrible wailing from the largest bedroom
neecha: the door was closed, and they called out for Benjamin Grouse to open the door and surrender peacefully
neecha: until they heard the sound of a gun firing loudly, and then no sound at all
neecha: when they burst into the bedroom they found Grouse surrounded by twelve previous christmas presents, all covered with dust. The thirteenth sat on his stomach, shiny and bright and splattered with blood. In his hand was the gun which he had used on himself, still dressed up as old saint nick
neecha: so the next time you watch that movie, or read that story, just remember that the grinch could have done a lot worse to little cindy loo who.
azngirlLH.: ;__;
Mutas: omg Im actually crying irl /sobs ...
neecha: now here's the best part
neecha: i made that up
azngirlLH.: ...................
Mutas: AH LOL
Mutas: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
azngirlLH. strangles nee
neecha: i tell ghost stories and stories like that at work and this was the one that made everyone cry
neecha strangled
Mutas: u gotta be kidding neeeee
neecha: you want Benjamin Grouse to be real and have killed children? Man u crazy
Mutas: LOLOL now I know why you told azn to wait till the end lolol
neecha: xD i'm sorry i had to see if you would believe
DAMNIT NEECHA. I BELIEVED YOU. I FREAKING FUUUUUUUU--
1 tag
Courtanie: Two random letters please. One of them not K preferably :D
azngirlLH: :<
azngirlLH: hmm
azngirlLH: XY
Courtanie: ......Okay, something that's not X for the first one please x_x
azngirlLH: o_o
azngirlLH: why what
azngirlLH: what are you doing o_o
Courtanie: You make a first name with X D<
Courtanie: Naming someone T_T
azngirlLH: oh
azngirlLH: ... Xena?
azngirlLH: the warrior princess :D
Courtanie: IT'S A MAN
azngirlLH: oh...
azngirlLH: ...Xeno
Courtanie: >_>
azngirlLH: the warrior prince!
Courtanie: >______>
azngirlLH: T____T
Courtanie: he's not a warrior, dammit, he's a rapist D<
azngirlLH: ....Xapist
Courtanie: /shakes you