when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
via: ribusha
And you all thought I was kidding when I said I was going to frame it
source: dailymantra
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Kiseki no Sedai counting sheep :
- Akashi : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep... You're still not sleeping ? I'll kill even your parents if you don't sleep immediatly.
- Midorima : One sheep nanodayo, two sheep nanodayo, three sheep nanodayo...By the way, today's lucky item is a teddy bear nanodayo.
- Murasakibara : One sheep, two sheep, three chips, four chips... five chips... Aah I'm hungry...
- Aomine : Haaa, what a pain... One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five... sheepngh... Si... ZzzzZZZZzzzz
- Kise : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep [...] Hmm, it doesn't seem to work, I can sing you my special "shalala" lullaby instead if you want ?
- Kuroko : One sheep, two sheep, three sheep... Um... Are you listening to me ? *doesn't work because of his lack of presence
source: maliiiik
via: thisiskanta
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
source: justinibiebers
via: thisiskanta
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
source: scienceing
via: kimicatdemon
imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
source: imagineyouricon
via: lonahtem
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