Stole this from a friend

Stan:

[] Your favourite colour is blue. (it’s actually my 2nd favorite color)

[] You have an older sister. (I’m the oldest in my family.)

[] Your dad has an interesting job.

[] You think school’s ok because you get to see your friends.

[x] You like to think you’re kind and compassionate.

[] You’re vegetarian.

[x] You’re likeable and outgoing.

[] You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

[] You have blue eyes.

[] You like sports.

Total: 2

Kyle:

[x] Your favorite color is green.

[x] You have a younger brother.

[] You’re relatively well-off financially.

[x] You’re pretty intelligent.

[x] You have a deep, philosophical, love to question things.

[x] You stand up to assholes and aren’t a pushover (only when necessary)

[] You’re a complex person. (I like to think I am a simple person)

[] You have red hair.

[x] You’re clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. (JESUS FKING CHRIST I’M CLUELESS EVEN TO MY OWN SEX I THOUGHT GIRLS PEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS UNTIL HIGH SCHOOL WHEN A DUDE FRIEND TOLD ME I WAS WRONG.)

[] Trends can suck your balls.

Total: 6

Kenny:

[] Your favorite color is orange.

[] You have an older brother.

[] You’re poor & dislike your house. (I’m poor but I’m grateful for whatever I have)

[] School’s where you get your next meal!

[x] You’re mostly indifferent to politics/ethical issues. (sometimes)

[] You do/have done drugs.

[] You have light blue eyes.

[] You’re a flirt and love sex.

[] You don’t have a best friend. (technically, isn’t Kenny’s best friend Cartman?)

[x] You get along with most people.

Total: 2

Cartman:

[] Your favorite color is light blue.

[] You’re an only child.

[] You were raised by a single parent.

[] You like school because you get to piss around.

[] You don’t care about worldly issues.

[] You can be a huge dick sometimes.

[] You have hazel eyes.

[] You have a kitty. (dear lord I want a cat so much)

[x] You like food a lot.

[] You can get away with things easily.

Total: 1

Tweek:

[] Your favorite color is teal.

[] You’re an only child.

[] Your parents run their own business.

[] You don’t like school.

[] You’re neurotic and hyper.

[x] You love coffee.

[x] You’re shy.

[] You don’t like horror movies.

[] You feel not many people understand you.

[] You have blonde hair.

Total: 2

Craig:

[] Your favorite color is dark blue.

[x] You have a younger sister.

[] Your family’s dysfunctional.

[x] You have black hair.

[] You’re pragmatic and like boring things.

[] You don’t like sports or physical exertion.

[] Flipping people off is funny.

[x] Some people really piss you off.

[x] You like it safe and easy.

[x] You’re passive and reserved.

Total: 5

Kyle (6) > Craig (5) > Stan (2) Kenny (2) Tweek (2) > Cartman (1)

ô_o Whoa I didn’t expect Craig to be way up there