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This is a question for everyone, but I’ma answer it too…
Kyle: I’m pretty sure Kyle and I would have nothing to talk about whatsoever. It would probably just be awkward. We could talk about Sarah McLachlin commercials and how I basically run out of the room when they come on.
Kenny: We might get along too well. By the end of the day we’d be out cruising hapless attractive people and talking about boobs.
Cartman: I wonder. I think we’d bond over food.
Stan: We’d volunteer at animal shelters together. And plant trees.
Stan: He’d be one of the people I would be acquainted with. Stan would be in a club like an environmental club or something and be in the council or is just a very active member. I’m the type who usually follows others since I’m not a good leader, so Stan would take charge of everything.
Kyle: He’s Jewish, I’m Asian. So would be study buddies. Kyle is socially awkward with girls, and I’m just socially awkward in general, so it would be a social awkwardness party.
Kenny: We’d probably be close because being with chill people makes me open up more. Most likely we’ll be talking about Kyle’s ass. Or getting punched by Kyle if he finds out we were talking dirty stuff about him.
Cartman: Food buddy. I love food. Cartman loves food. Also, we would troll the shit out of people we hate. Together. And laugh at their misery. Except Kyle. Well. Maybe. Cause I’m a sadistic asshole. Ok I only mess with Kyle because I love him. Because he would be fun to tease.
