Kyle: (I want it…)

Stan: …!

it is so difficult to upload comics without having it resize and blurring itself into the deepest layer of satan’s lair

slightly larger version (or maybe I need new glasses…)

Stan being protective of Kyle

Wanted to do a Stan/Kyle one, too. Woo!

- who cooks normally?

It’s… kind of equal I guess. Aside from their BFF status, Stan sometimes sees Kyle like a younger brother/sibling he never had, so to fill that spot of not having a younger sibling (compared to Kyle or Kenny), Stan is protective of Kyle, so he’ll make sure Kyle eats properly.

- how often do they fight?

Not often, but because their BFF relationship is so strong, one “small” fight can end up big.

- what do they do when they’re away from each other?

Texting or instant messaging on their mobile devices. They always have their phones with them and get online whenever they have the time, even if it’s just to say hello before disconnecting because one probably accidentally stepped out of the wifi zone.

- nicknames for each other?

Stan likes to tease Kyle and call him a nerd. Kyle calls Stan a jock but the effect isn’t as same. I’m so horribly cliche, but I love cliches.

- who is more likely to pay for dinner?

Stan, same reason for #1.

- who steals the covers at night?

Because Kyle is diabetic, he gets ill often. So he naturally hogs all the blanket he can to keep himself warm. Stan doesn’t really mind.

- what would they get each other for gifts? 

Stan would get Kyle a Borders Barnes and Nobles gift card and Kyle would get Stan the fanciest food basket there is.

- who kissed who first?

This is so hard to answer because coming from me it is so insanely obvious and embarrassing Stan

- who made the first move?

s t a n

- who remembers things?

Kyle. Stan can be a bit derpy sometimes.

- who started the relationship?

u ɐ ʇ s

- who cusses more?

Both, but over time Stan cusses less while Kyle is still a firecracker.

- what would they do if the other one was hurt?

Stan would quickly rush to Kyle before going hulk on whoever hurt Kyle, if anyone did hurt Kyle. Kyle would would quickly make a mental scan of any remedies he knows before helping Stan. Then kicks ass after during his own time privately because Stan might refrain him from getting revenge.